There is an outright war between the British Press and Prince Harry of the UK. While the Duke has been fighting a collective lawsuit against the ANL, the royals’ discomfort with the tabloids is no more alien facts. However, amid all series of lawsuits and continuous back and forth, another British talk show has surprisingly pledged their complete alliance with the Duke and Duchess of Sussex Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. 

In contrast to the usual nature of the press media in the Kingdom, this roast session of the royal family is taking the internet by storm. A well-known Satirical Live Show across the pond has investigated how Meghan Markle will suit to be the Proper Princess like her counterparts at Kensington. Rachel Parris, in her classic sarcasm, started off how “Meghan Markle has been widely attacked by the British Press” for various reasons and the same could not be any more hilarious. 

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Comparing the coverage around the royal rota by various British tabloids, Parris cracked up the audience about how Markle was annihilated for reasons as trivial as flying in her friend’s jet plane. While on the other hand, Prince Andrew, the most legitimate controversial royal of all time, who was on a private jet of a convicted pedophile, stays under the wraps. Mocking at how “journalists have been equating Meghan’s misdemeanors with Andrews,” she made it quite clear about why the Duchess is always the primary target of vile comments and criticism on the island. 

Tips for Meghan Markle to become ten Proper Princess 

It brought into light how absurdly Duchess’ wearing jeans to Wimbledon was a much bigger controversy than Prince Andrew’s hanging out with a s*x worker. The Daily Mash smashed the spin out of the masters behind the publications. Moving onto the next apparent big controversy, as hyped by the press, Parris talked about how Markle’s editing the British Vogue was made a huge deal while the same has been a common practice in the royal family. 

Nonetheless, it all boiled down to one bottom line that brought up the main reason behind Markle’s rampant coverage. As Parris proved it, it was because she is much more self-consciously progressive in her work. “It’s about her being a woman of color, progressive, American, divorced and having some opinions,” said the host. 

Taking a swipe at how Markle’s ethnicity is not a second thought to the commentators but always their first. Here was finally the list for Markle to become the proper princess. It goes as, not be progressive, not be happy, and be ideally white, stop caring for all poor. And most important of all, be related to your husband BEFORE you marry him. Because that is not frowned upon, apparently. 

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